Last night I was walking towards my bed when my knee cap suddenly dislocated itself. I probably put my weight on the wrong side of my sole. So I jumped onto the bed and looked at my dislocated knee. IT WAS UGLY AND SCARY! I shouted ‘Oh MAMAMAMA!’ and it suddenly got back into its place. I caught my breath and then it became apparent to me that what had just transpired 10 seconds earlier was so funny but I decided not to laugh just in case God wants to punish me.

So when my friends came and invited me out for dinner, I told them about the knee cap incident and they laughed AT me, not advised me to do this and that. This is what they said:

Friend A: Ey, I think it happened because you love to eat chicken’s ligaments!!

Friend B: I think you should go see the doctor, or else you’ll be in D.C. walking into a train in the subway and then suddenly, without you noticing your leg is left behind…

Friend C: Or, if that doesn’t happen, you might, you know, try on Skechers and your knee dislocates itself again! It’ll be so humiliating!

Bongong kan my friends?

Anyways, I’m so glad. =) D.C. here I come.